KAI, SPEEDY, and SPIKE "Rub-a-dub-dub, three men... up each others' butts?" Funny how these three beach bums were just sitting on the sand as I approached them in hopes of getting the trio to make a jerk-off video for me. The whole time I was pleading with them to come home with me, they kept telling me how anti-gay they were, and how there's no way I was going to have enough cash in my wallet to get them to assfuck each other and suck each others' cocks. "I couldn't even get hard with these two guys around me," said one of them. Haha! That's apparently not true now is it fellas? I'm not even sure these self-acclaimed STRAIGHT military buddies are bi-curious. They've all simply gotta still be locked up in the closet as far as their sexuality goes. How else can I explain it? I mean, these guys are pounding each others' asses during some wild anal sex video footage! But I guess I understand, considering they're still active members of the Marine Corps. "Don't ask, don't tell," I suppose. But guess what guys? All of us members of Major Hardon can tell!! :-)

WATCH AS I CREEP INTO GAY CLUBS, CRUISE THE BEACH, OR SET UP FAKE MILITARY INTERVIEWS IN THE HOPE OF HOOKING UP AND TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ONE, TWO, OR EVEN A THREESOME OF HORNY AND NAKED SOLDIER STUDS! USUALLY, I HAVE TO OFFER THEM SOME CA$H FOR THEIR CUM, BUT WHO CARES! IF THEY'RE GONNA JERK OFF, SUCK COCK, OR FUCK, THEN IT'S WORTH IT!